An Infinite Number of Monkeys...

If you're like a lot of people, then you are wondering how in the world a six-month old is able to type so well. I am very precocious. But not that precocious. Most of what I write is dictated and transcribed by one of my servants. I sat down and tried to type this one myself, and this is what I came up with:

L,?zat ghb h nnnnnn /./.’?/,?>..’;

‘;.ll.t nk jbn b v bn [

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They say that if you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time, they would eventually compose Hamlet. I need more monkeys.

By the way, I went to the doctor today and he said that I weigh 17 pounds, 3 ounces and was 26 and 3/4 inches long, for those of you keeping score at home. That puts me in the 75th percentile. Dad says that unacceptable because that's only like a C and that I need to do better. Mom says Dad puts too much pressure on me.