Well I'll Be Pittsnogled

Kwynsie Pittsnogle (or what we assume he looks like since there are no known pictures of him on the web)

Unless you live in a cave, you know that Kevin Pittsnogle is the greatest three-point shooter in the history of West Virginia University basketball. He also has the best name in all of sports.

Well Kevin Pittsnogle's wife gave birth in February to their first child--a boy named Kwynsie Pittsnogle. Kevin is known for his tattoos, so Dad assumes that Kwynsie must look like the baby boy in the picture above.

When Mom found out that there was a little Pittsnogle in the world she said, "Ye gods, the poor bastard has a worse last name than we do."

Dad agreed, and pointed out that the only way that it could be worse if I married Kwynsie and became Delia _____-Pittsnogle.

Dad now considers me betrothed to Kwynsie Pittsnogle. He thinks it'll bring some height into the family. Mom thinks that the Pittsnogles probably have other plans.

UPDATE -- Dad's attorney told me that I should point out that Mom's reference to Master Pittsnogle as a "poor bastard" was not meant in any way to call into question his legitimacy.

UPDATED AGAIN -- Dad had a fit of paranoia and decided to take our last name off the blog (and line the walls of our house with tinfoil so they couldn't listen to his thoughts anymore). If you know us, you can fill in the blank above.