Viva Mexico

Last weekend, Mom and Dad left me alone for a whole night for the first time to go to a wedding in Mexico.

They had a great time and said that it was beautiful. But Dad won't tell me what he's hiding behind his back. If anyone has any guesses, you should post them in the comments.


Mom and Dad both made it home safely; but they reeked of agave. Apparently there are some fairly humiliating pictures of Dad floating about. Here is an artist's rendering, based on eyewitness accounts:



If only I could get hold of them, I would have great blackmail material.